cherswifts:

one day, 30 years from now,  somebody on here is going to run for president 

and you’ll lose because you wrote fanfics about teenage boys having buttsex when you were 12 

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vveaboo:

trigger warning: te…ten…tentacle…s…?

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3 hours ago on 05/30/12 at 09:04pm
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a-creepy-weirdo-has:

jewassicpark:

‘i’m a girl and i absolutely hate the color pink!’

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thatlondonmagic:

whenever people ask me who my hero is i say scott disick 

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shoulderblades:

hell

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rumour:

in hell all you probably do is sit on a desk for the rest of eternity doing math problems 

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3 hours ago on 05/30/12 at 08:59pm
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rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

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edwrad:

i was using my brothers computer and thought this might be a nice surprise for him to come back to

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vveaboo:

the guy in an anime who always has a glare on his glasses and pushes them up when he has something to say

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killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

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islette:

everyday

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